When I went to bed last night, it was difficult to sleep due to the amount of little pain spots I have on my body at the moment. It got me to thinking; if I were to die and somhow lose my face, and someone had to identify my body, I have so many marks on my body it would be quite an easy job.
I mean I have a scar on my forehead from cracking my head open when I was six for riding my bike without a helmet, I have another scar on the opposite end of my forehead drom when a dart hit me on New Years day 2001. I have a burn mark on my arm from the work oven, a burn mark on my wedding finger from an iron, a burn mark mark on the inside of my elbow from the gridle at work, and all those burns happened in one week last year! Most recently I have a bruise on my neck from well, you can guess that one, and I got a burn mark on my hand and one on my forearm from work last weekend. I also have a birth mark on my right hip. Not that you really need to know all this but I was thinking I'm like Mr Blobby with his dots but female and not so fun in getting my marks way.
I mean now you could identify me if i die! Unless some other weirdo is like me in looking like a leopard.
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